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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"

"I can't believe I used to talk to people."

"The female praying mantis... knows how to get ahead in life."

"Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?"

"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."

"In a perfect world I'd own a fertilizer / external hard-drive distribution company called Shits N Gigs."

"I like when Google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions."

"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."

"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."