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Joke of the Day
"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran."
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"My mom laughed at me when I told her I was making a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"
"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"
"People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays... But everyone I know has a Mac"
"Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny."
"What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."
"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""
"Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father"
"My girlfriend wanted a nose job for her birthday. It took me a while, but I got her off."