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Joke of the Day

"Wheelchair tax The new tax on wheelchairs has been met with major resistance, with some users refusing to stand for it."

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"Couple claiming Virginity: Girl:If this Is your 1st time,then how did u do it so well? Boy:If this Is your 1st time,then how do u know that i did well???"
"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi"
"""Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong."" - murderers, apparently."
"[Hires Skywriter] I DON'T OVERREACT"
"NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese"
"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"
"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""
"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"
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