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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a butchers... A man walks into a butchers and says ""Is that a sheep's head?"" to which the butcher replies ""No... it's just the way I do my hair.""."

"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"Lotta dudes in this coffee shop looking poignant."

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"How many grains of sand are there in the world? As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted."

"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."

"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."

"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."

"A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises. The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says ""Like a glove."""

"Tried to catch fog today. Mist."