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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's accused me of cheating with a girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. How can she say that?!?!"

"Justin Bieber and Selena have broken...dammit they were my favorite lesbian couple!!"

"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."

"When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face"

"Word. ~ Microsoft."

"i was with my mother and i asked if i could go some where and no and i said, their are starving kids in africa she said I don't give a fuck give them a sandwich"

"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"

"What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year? Pure Heroine by Lorde."

"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."

"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""