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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? tape velcro to the ceiling."
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"Judge: I sentence you to life in prison Defendant: NOOOO MY ONLINE PRESENCE"
"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"
"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."
"Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname."
"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"
"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"""goodbye, cruel world"" *hops into duck pond with bread strapped to my entire body*"
"I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then I started to respect women"
"Ebay is way to hard to use I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches."