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Joke of the Day
"Don't bite the hand that feeds. In fact, don't bite anyone's hand you fucking weirdo."
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"Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar... Hillary says that she shouldn't buy the drinks because she is Hillary. Bernie says that the drinks should be free for everyone. America dies."
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"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."
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