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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like a kid terminally ill with cancer It never gets old"
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"How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark."
"I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And this is my twin brother Dave."" ""Nice to meet you,"" she smiled. ""Who's the oldest?"" I said, ""My dad."""
"Made yah look."
"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt!"
"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He got a pencil and worked it out."
"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."
"Only smart, good-looking people will ""like"" this status."
"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"