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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like a kid terminally ill with cancer It never gets old"
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"[Storm into Octopus Boss' office] I want a raise or I quit! [Octopus Boss is almost done camouflaging against the fern] NOT THIS TIME"
"Time for a , ""How many ___ does it take to screw in lightbulb?"", thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"
"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."
"That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving."
"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."
"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"
"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."