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Joke of the Day
"Two ducks walk into a bar. The third duck ducks."
Next Joke
"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""
"Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance."
"Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."
"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."
"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."
"If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!"
"I like my women how I like my candy bars... with nuts"
"If you add enough jalapenos no one will ever know you're a bad cook."