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Joke of the Day

"What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert? ""Don't stop! Be leaving!"" Just a joke I thought up the other day."

"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."

"Incest Competition My town is having its monthly incest competition, I entered my sister."

"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""

"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"

"What do you call playing a woodwind instrument and eating fast food while driving an f1 car? A McClarenet."

"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."

"What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!"

"Ex-lax Did you know that all boxes of Ex-lax have been recalled? You can't buy Ex-lax anywhere. Really..I'm not shittin'."

"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"