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Joke of the Day
"Coffee is nature's way of saying ""Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!"""
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"So a three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
"Don't settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!"
"Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready."
"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"
"Guess drunk? I'm what!"
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."
"Why do grandparents have so many clocks? So they won't run out of time"
"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."
"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"