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Joke of the Day

"For Father's Day I got my dad a bunch of connectors for copper pipe. I thought it was a fitting gift."

"Why is the men's room always located to the left? Because women are always right."

"What language do pigs speak? Depends on which country they're from."

"[At auto store] Employee: How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires? ""Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."""

"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"

"I played a blank CD at full blast yesterday ...the mimes next door went nuts."

"Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest? Two chalk outlines."

"Why can't pirates wear sunglasses? Because they have no buccaneers! Happy speak like a pirate day!"

"10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans? Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!"