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Joke of the Day
"Why can't dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the fuckline."
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"A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked ""I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."""
"What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches? ""Suture self!"""
"if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? ""lol im OWNING all these bees"" i say as i put my face in the beehive"
"People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?"
"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."
"I'm 0 for 3 in getting people to try a spoonful of my homemade peach jam on the subway platform this morning. Some days are challenging!"
"Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York. I can't believe someone would stoop that low."
"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"
"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""