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Joke of the Day
"Why can't dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the fuckline."
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"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."
"What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot."
"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."
"someone stole my chair! deceitful..."
"Bought a 2nd cell phone to leave on the coffee table as a decoy when I go tweet in the bathroom."
"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."
"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"
"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"