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Joke of the Day

"So the FBI paid professional hackers to unlock the shooter's iPhone. But whenever I pay hackers to unlock an iPhone, I'm ""too insecure to be in a relationship""."

"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."

"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"

"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!"

"Why doesn't smokey the bear have a wife? Anytime she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."

"If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy."

"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Where you left it."

"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are liars."

"They say religion is the opiate of the masses Makes sense, because when I go to church I nod off... (This is actually a joke I made up. Thought I'd share)"

"So FedEx and UPS merged... the new company will be called FedUp"