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Joke of the Day

"If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy."

"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"

"I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward."

"the horse meat scandal during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna."

"Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips? For the Halibut."

"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon."

"You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging."

"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."

"My mom likes to get to the airport three days before her flight."

"When somebody sends me a ""k"" text, I assume they forgot the rest of ""fuc_ you"", so I make sure to correct them."