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Joke of the Day

"Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees."

"bro what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in spanish?"

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."

"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"

"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."

"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"The definition of spin"

"Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one."

"My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out that they were the firemen."

"So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready. ^^stole ^^this ^^from ^^twitter, ^^sorry"