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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*"
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"My girlfriend told me she enjoys sex more while on holiday. I tell you that was an awkward postcard to receive"
"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer."
"mother-in-law (on FB): I'm tired of everyone being so condesending *wife tackles me before I can write ""you spelled 'condescending' wrong""*"
"Based on her color and size Snookie would make a great buoy."
".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaayyyyy! Sounds better with a stereotypical SOA biker voice. I'll show myself out."
"What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it."
"Chinese takeout My wife has been angry at me all night for bringing her six bowls of soup back from the local Chinese restaurant. I don't know what her deal is, she very clearly asked for wanton soup."
"How crazy is it that we used to say ""three and a half inch floppy"" with a straight face"