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Joke of the Day

"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."

"I fucked a girls butthole."

"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""

"who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5"

"the safeword is burrito"

"endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS"

"Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover."

"What is a ghost's favorite street? A boooooooolevard."

"What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off."

"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."