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Joke of the Day
"Our greatest fear is to die alone, which is why I intend to take quite a few people with me."
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"kanye west slowly pacing around the room to avoid a bee but insisting that he's not scared of it"
"Being a newspaper boy combines two of my favorite things: legally throwing things at people's houses & keeping my fellow citizens informed"
"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""
"If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?"
"Two Ducks Two ducks in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank......."
"How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints"
"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"
"How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it? -Banks"
"What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta"