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Joke of the Day
"What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch? Namaste"
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"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."
"Can we start a Rihanna joke thread? Or did Chris Brown beat her to the punch?"
"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
"What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out."
"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."
"Pro tip: If he pretends he can't hear you, talk some shit about his mother."
"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"