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Joke of the Day

"Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper"

"Why do mice have long tails ? Well they'd look silly with long hair !"

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"Love may be blind Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"I keep having suicidal thoughts But I try not to get too hung up on them."

"Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!"

"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."

"I thought I was a bisexual but I ended up just being gay. It was a bi now gay later plan."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."

"What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s The UN"