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Joke of the Day
"What did the Scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe"
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"Me: ""...american cheese, toasted."" Her: ""What kind of cheese?"" Me: ""American..."" Her: ""Want it toasted?"" Me: ""I'll just make it myself."""
"How do you make a German cry? Show them their gas bill"
"""This won't end well, mark my words. Mark, my words. MARK. MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!"" *Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*"
"Baby monitors are magical When I turn it off my baby stops crying"
"Whats 12 inches long, rock hard, and full of semen? The sock under my bed."
"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."
"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""