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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant? Go big or go home"
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"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"
"I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now."
"""I can dish it out, but I can't take it."" - Lactose intolerant ice cream man"
"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."
"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."
"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."
"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""
"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."
"When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, ""Now, what I'm about to say is correct"""