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Joke of the Day

"A man's wife gets angry about him switching to bitcoins He says ""Why don't you switch to bitchcoins?"""

"If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?"

"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."

"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."

"Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"

"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."

"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."

"Most TV ads: men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4-hr erections, you're so alone."

"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."