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Joke of the Day

"A man's wife gets angry about him switching to bitcoins He says ""Why don't you switch to bitchcoins?"""

"There are two cow's are in the field and the cow said moo and the different cows said that's what I was going to say!!!!! Because they are cows"

"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers. I'm sorry"

"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"

"My iPhone auto-corrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways."

"--Whenever I am down in the dumps, I buy a new hat. --So that's where you get them."

"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"

"If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, ""Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."""

"I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school."

"Hey dude, there's 10 empty urinals in here no need to stand right next to... And now he's talking to me! Someone call 911!"