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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white man on fire? A firecracker!"
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"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."
"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."
"Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy"
"Nephew drops my iPad, doesn't say sorry but proceeds to offer me a biscuit. His future in Politics is secure."
"How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!"
"What Do You Call Two Trains Crossing A Road? A Bad City Planner!"
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow"
"A dad puts his kids down for bedtime He says, ""You're fat and stupid!"""
"In many ways Trump presidency is like one of your stupider Adam Sandler movies. Basically stupid, but sometimes funny. Ridiculous premise."