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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix nosleep with eye bleech. sleep bleech"
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"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
"Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both."
"What was Charles Dickens' favourite experimental pop album? It was the best of Grimes..."
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"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"
"One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized."
"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech"
"Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books."