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Joke of the Day

"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"

"When two idiots have the same dumb idea... special minds think alike"

"Russian Chukcha Joke Chukcha approaches his friend whose sitting on an empty mile long bench. Move over, says Chukcha."

"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"

"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"

"You know what i hate the most about Sex Ed? that he's been convicted of several cases of sexual assault"

"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!"

"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."

"Hillary Clinton"