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Joke of the Day
"I can't stand anti-semitic jokes Anne Frankly, I think no one should support them."
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"Fact: 9/10 people enjoy date rape"
"A mathematician walks into a pizza shop... They request one pie. Upon getting a full pizza, they exclaim, ""You gave me twice as many radians as I asked for!"""
"What happens to sex bombs later in life? They become box-office bombs"
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio"
"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."
"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"
"When I go shopping with my wife she thinks I'm bored because I'm looking at my phone the whole time. But that's exactly why I'm not bored."
"At my funeral, I'm stipulating in my will that after the eulogy is read the crowd can have 15 minutes for rebuttal, just to be fair."