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Joke of the Day

"I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult."

"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."

"I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble"

"Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes I found it very absorbing."

"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."

"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can SUMMON DEMONS"

"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"

"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."

"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"