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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a chair, then a table."
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"Michael J Fox called me earlier but of course he had dialed the wrong number."
"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"
"What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater."
"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""
"The Muffin Joke Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said ""Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"" The other turned and shouted ""Oh my god a talking muffin!"""
"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."
"I swallow at least one note per meal that says ""we're all really proud of you,"" in case the person who does my autopsy is having a bad day."
"Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party. It was a total buzzkill."
"How would you feel if you were raped for every rape joke you made? Sore"