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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a chair, then a table."
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"I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time."
"How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family."
"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."
"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."
"[ignores the worlds evils] Oh wow this is a lot easier"
"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."
"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"