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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? quatro cinco"
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"What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? ""Lie to me, bitch!"""
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"How did the Mexican want his sex? Orale, homes!"
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"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"
"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."
"An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you. Guy : I know. The lady hangs up."
"What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run? A small medium at large."