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Joke of the Day
"I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else."
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"Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized. (Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)"
"Funerals are like family reunions minus one"
"I wonder if the people who camp out in front of stores for Black Friday sales realize there are online sales too."
"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."
"Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary"
"I think salads help you lose weight because they're gross and you end up not eating them"
"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"
"What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet."
"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"