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Joke of the Day

"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Husband: This relationship is what? Over."

"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and is sent to the hospital with a severe head injury."

"When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white."

"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"

"What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas."

"No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month."

"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."

"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."

"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."