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Joke of the Day

"""Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before.""- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them."

"I walked in on my roommate watching midget porn When I questioned him about it, he started getting short with me"

"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."

"They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent."

"Life is scary At least the salary is funny"

"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"

"Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves."

"If you see an Apple store getting robbed.... Does that make you an iWitness?"

"Gay sex is a lot like a pantomime. He's behind you."

"What has four hairy legs and fucks my sister? Me and my dad."