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Joke of the Day
"Cum and Lotion look and taste the same.... JUST KIDDING I dont know what lotion tastes like......"
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"Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes all our lions were busy!"
"What do you call an angry pirate? A Pirate (A mix between Pirate and Irate)"
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015? The Flintstones."
"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."
"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."
"How do you know you're a Seattle Seahawk? A butler serves you."
"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"
"What do you call a pit full of donkeys? An asshole."