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Joke of the Day

"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."

"I was out when I saw a bIack man running with a TV. ""That looks like mine"" I thought, so I went home and checked but no, mine was still there, polishing my shoes."

"How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word? Get another little old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""

"Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't Because Donald Duck."

"How many people live in South America? A Brazillion"

"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""

"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"

"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"

"We get it poets: things are like other things"

"What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted."