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Joke of the Day

"Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies"

"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."

"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"

"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."

"My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me."

"What's the difference Donald Trump and my Vagina? One's a Cunt and the other has nice hair."

"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."

"Half my family is Catholic, the other half Jewish, so when the tweet contest theme is ""guilt"" I pretty much have it in the bag."

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"Yea? Well who died & made you Batman? Oh crap..that's right. Bruce, I'm so sorry. Come on, dude, don't cry. Seriously, where you going?"