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Joke of the Day
"What does a grape say when you step on it? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine."
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"The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?"
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison."
"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"
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"Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name."
"What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry."
"This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that ""it stays in your system forever,"" so I swallowed a table to stick it under it."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noeyedeer."