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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about dating a Patriots fan? They don't care if you cheat."
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"I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided."
"I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity."
"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."
"why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac? because they always take things literally!"