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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."
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"I recently met up with an old girlfriend of mine and we immediately started having sex... ...The police got annoyed, however - they only wanted me to identify the body."
"Nudist's have the right idea.. Screw laundry!"
"Man who run behind truck... get exhausted!"
"That's a Chapstick in my pocket and I'm a little happy to see you."
"No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended."
"I was walking down the street when I saw my mother in law getting beaten up by 7 people... Someone said ""shouldn't you help?"" and I replied ""nah, 7 should be enough."""
"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."
"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."
"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."