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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today and I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying ""Curiosity was here"""

"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."

"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober."

"How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach."

"Have you ever heard a joke with no punchline?"

"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"i just flew in and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane a whole lot"

"Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs."

"Why are condoms transparent?"