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Joke of the Day
"Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work."
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"I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, ""she's in middle school, of course secant"""
"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."
"[job interview] ""I'll never hire you"" ME: [swordfighting a field mouse] Is it cuz I'm swordf- NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSING TO A FIELD MOUSE"
"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."
"A joke finally containing original content Original content."
"Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"""
"There are only a few people I can say ""You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook."