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Joke of the Day
"[yelling over loud strip club music] DO YOU ACCEPT KOHLS KASH"
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"My mom once told me if I jack off I'll go blind I never saw her again"
"Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from."
"When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back."
"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."
"At the end of the day it's 23:59:59"
"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
"[Dollar Store Interview] ""What are your qualifications?"" [Slides over a dollar] ""Cashier job is yours"" [Slides $2] ""Welcome to Management"""
"Theres a new STD for birds.. It's called Chirpes. And the worst part? Its untweetable."
"If my blood type is A+, can I use that for my GPA? Also how many credit hours does it count as?"