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Joke of the Day
"If my blood type is A+, can I use that for my GPA? Also how many credit hours does it count as?"
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"Jacob Sartorious must have been born on a highway Because that's where most accidents happen."
"If Obama wins I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel."
"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."
"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"
"What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!"
"Nothing screams ""I don't care about being on time for work"" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning."
"What's a dentist's favorite time? 2:30"
"A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant."
"My Girlfriend"