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Joke of the Day

"I was on a ride at a funfair. One minute I was laughing my head off. Next I felt angry. Then I just became very sad. Turns out I was on an emotional roller coaster."

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."

"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."

"It's Thanksgiving! Who doesn't like Turkey? Russia."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !"

"HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to report a hacking!"

"What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ? French press"

"My girlfriend thought the fossball table in our living room was too fratty. So I filled it up with water and turned it into a synchronized swimming simulator."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."