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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""

"I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4."

"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."

"Big things DO NOT always come in small packages! I wish someone had told me the truth before I pounced on this adorable midget. Poor fella."

"Lying on the hammock while my wife does yard work. Don't know exactly what she's planting but the hole she dug is slightly bigger than me."

"[restaurant] ME: Bottle of shiraz pls. It's my birthday WAITER: Your birthday? It's on the house ME: [looking up] Do you have a ladder or"

"""It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."""

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry? Because BB-8"

"TV that gets louder to compensate for when you are chewing."