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Joke of the Day
"I had a near-life experience...I nearly quit Facebook."
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"I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth."
"""oh no, this is so scary or whatever lol"" -giraffe in quicksand"
"Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment."
"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."
"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"
"After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens"
"If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye"
"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"
"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."