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Joke of the Day
"What do guys with big dicks eat for breakfast? Didn't think you'd know."
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"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""
"What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump"
"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."
"My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray."
"Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-"
"I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs."
"Today I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street. Drunk people still think there's a sniper somewhere."
"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."