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Joke of the Day
"What do guys with big dicks eat for breakfast? Didn't think you'd know."
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"My friend Eric is having some real issues and shit is real bad for him... He's constipated"
"To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"
"My Stephen Hawking book finally arrived from eBay. It's about time."
"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."
"I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."
"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."
"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."
"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"
"I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline They said just do it."