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Joke of the Day

"Hairdresser: How much should I trim off the back? Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice."

"When it's ""buy one, get one free,"" I have them put the free one in a separate bag so I don't get them mixed up."

"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"

"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."

"I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him"

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"I saw a really funny joke on /r/Jokes a while back Quite a while back actually."

"I knew a shopaholic woman who routinely ended relationships. She couldn't pass up a good buy (good bye)."

"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."