105860
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? You can't get kids to eat broccoli."
Next Joke
"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."
"Want to hear my favorite joke? 729271"
"Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it."
"Phoned up the local gym I phoned up the local gym and asked them if they could teach me the splits. They asked me how flexible I was. I said I can't make Tuesdays."
"Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England."
"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"
"Trump took a dump. He pumped. He jumped. Thump Thump. Whump!"
"[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on"
"[think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr. on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]"